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If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.

My father (via ravyeon)

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Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.

Roger Smith - American Dad, Season 9, Episode 4, Crotchwalkers

Maybe means no. The only place maybe means maybe is sex…. maybe

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